Saturday, March 12, 2005
Wanted in Whatcom County
Greetings from beautiful Birch Bay, WA. I arrived back in Seattle on Friday to find that my kitchen was still under construction, contrary to previous reports. So I spent the night at Diana's, then came up to the beach this evening. Hopefully it will all be done by Monday. It had fucking better be!
Anyway, I'm up here all by my lonesome, which is actually great after a solid month of being a houseguest. One of my favorite pastimes up here is to read every and any local newspaper or magazine. Often interesting, usually informative, and almost always including something hysterical. The Northern Light, a local weekly focused on Blaine and Birch Bay, usually comes through in the laughs department thanks to the Letters to the Editor and Police Reports sections. But this week's winner comes from the Whatcom Independent classifieds:
WANTED: SOMEBODY TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME
This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. 201-5045
That's the 360 area code for potential/willing time travelers.
Anyway, I'm up here all by my lonesome, which is actually great after a solid month of being a houseguest. One of my favorite pastimes up here is to read every and any local newspaper or magazine. Often interesting, usually informative, and almost always including something hysterical. The Northern Light, a local weekly focused on Blaine and Birch Bay, usually comes through in the laughs department thanks to the Letters to the Editor and Police Reports sections. But this week's winner comes from the Whatcom Independent classifieds:
WANTED: SOMEBODY TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME
This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. 201-5045
That's the 360 area code for potential/willing time travelers.
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I will go back in time and leave a comment on your blog two years ago. If you do not see a comment, it means they got to me first. Do not contact anyone on the mother ship, they know what you are up to and will try to stop you at any costs.
# posted by 
: April 19, 2006 at 3:42 PM
: April 19, 2006 at 3:42 PM
I am back, the time machine did not work, it sent me 2 years into the future. Perhaps they got to me before I was able to use it and reversed the controls. I don't know for sure without going back, and now I can't trust the device.
I was able to set up a new religion based around Dim Sum (see link - I am not joking) which proclaims me as the new messiah. Do not allow yourself to get brainwashed but stick to the original plan. I will leave clues as I go. Follow when you can.
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I was able to set up a new religion based around Dim Sum (see link - I am not joking) which proclaims me as the new messiah. Do not allow yourself to get brainwashed but stick to the original plan. I will leave clues as I go. Follow when you can.
# posted by : December 15, 2008 at 10:26 PM
: December 15, 2008 at 10:26 PM